The ultimate vampire trap

Here's a contest that should draw some entertaining entries: design the ultimate vampire trap!

Gene Ambaum, half of the brilliance at Unshelved (what, you don't subscribe?? FIE on you!!)  is running a contest to win all five of the David Wellington books including 32 FANGS the final in the five book series.

Go here to enter.

Normally I'd post a jpg of the book cover but honest to dog it scared me so much I didn't.