Yar! you suck!

One of the comments to my post today about the new rejection letter template said she'd rather it be in pirate-speak.



okedokey!

Yar, me hardy,


I read your screed.
I’d like to make you bleed.


Your book is bilge water;
Go learn how to write a book like you otter.


I’ll make you walk the plank,
Or I’ll keelhaul you, you skank!


Never be sendin’ me pence when I want dubloons.
I’ll own you for one of them writer goons!


I’m slippin’ you this here black spot …
Go learn that after each sentence come a dot.

Ruthlessly lifted from the awesome and talented

Rachael de Vienne whose book "Pixie Warrior" is available on Amazon!