Selasa, 13 Maret 2012

The titular head of my defenestration committee

Titles!
Hang on a second while I leap out the window to a fiery end on 7th Avenue please!

Ok, ok, you're right, I'd probably just bounce off all the pedestrians staring at the great round orb that has recently returned to the NYC skies.

Back to the reason for my window ledge excursion:

Titles!
Book titles!

I have several books almost ready to go out on submission and all of them need new titles.  I'm staring into space muttering things to myself such that the Sharkly Assist gives me her trademarked raised eyebrows and not-so-furtively reaches for the butterfly net:




Good titles aren't make or break items but a good title --the RIGHT title-- sure doesn't hurt. Thus my mutterings and grumblings.

I like to pick a phrase from the book, and when I read a novel I make a list of some of the words I think might work.

And then there are the times when the author has an idea and I have an idea and together we have:




And then there are the times we have a title and one of us decides it should be something else. #oops. It's not a good idea to change a title mid-submission so the new title has to be amazingly better than the old one. And even then I don't like to do it (it drives editors bonkers and makes it harder to track email conversations and submission records).  I want to come up with the right title BEFORE I go out on submission.

So, when you need a title, what do you do? I'm not above stealing your tricks of the trade for my own nefarious purposes.

Senin, 12 Maret 2012

Huh?

Just this morning a writer sent me a requested full manuscript in a chapter-by-chapter attachment.  One email (thank all deities large and small) but containing 17 attached files: one for each chapter.

Of course I wrote back and said: "One file to rule them all by gollum, and don't you forget it my preciousssss."

But I'm deeply perplexed by this strategy. It's akin to sending one chapter per envelope by snail mail.

I can't think of a single reason that you'd ever do this unless the agent specifically requested it.  Sending individual chapters means I have to open each file, copy and paste each one into a master document, make sure I got ALL the files, redo the headers and footers, make sure the pagination is correct and then save it. Am I EVER going to do that? Sure: if you're #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list and are my client.  And that is IT.

If you've got any insight into why writers do this, I'm interested in hearing it.

Minggu, 11 Maret 2012

Bullseye

There is an oft-quoted line from Chekov: "One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it."  The corollary is: If you fire a rifle in the third act, it better have been shown to us in the first.

Which means: there needs to be a set up for plot points, particularly those points that are the resolution of the plot.  Proper set up means that even though the reader says "aha!" they don't say "where the hell did THAT come from??" (or if they do, they can re-read to find the answer.)

This is a helluva lot harder than it looks and an author who does it with elegance and subtly is a skilled marksman indeed.

If you want to see a gorgeous example, look no further than BENT ROAD by Lori Roy.  BENT ROAD is nominated for an Edgar Award in the Best First Novel category. Since my Fabulous Client Steve Ulfelder is also nominated, I wanted to read all the books in the category.

BENT ROAD is not a novel I would have picked up if left to my own devices, which may be proof positive that I am an idiot.

BENT ROAD is an amazing novel. And my appreciation of the artistry of the author increased about an hour after I read it when, standing in the shower, I remembered a scene in a cafe.  I won't tell you anymore about it because I want you to experience that book like I did. Read it with raw eyes.

Then, if you are a writer, go back and read it again and watch how Lori Roy sets all the pieces in place.  Once you know, you'll see it.

The Top 20 of Miss Universe Slovak Republic 2012 will be selecte

Road to Miss Universe Slovak Republic 2012



Miss Universe Slovak Republic 2012 continues at full swing! Recently the final casting to select the Top 20 competitors of 2012 took place in Bratislava, and soon their names will be revealed.

Special thanks and credits to GlobalBeauties& Fotoavideosk

source: (Thank you and credits to
http://freedom-guy.blogspot.com/
and all sources for the information and pictures)

Valeria Voronova, 20, from Sevastopol, was crowned Miss Earth Crimea 2012

Road to Miss Earth 2012



Valeria Voronova, 20, from Sevastopol, was crowned “Queen of Crimea 2012 ” or Miss Earth Crimea 2012. She is a student of Sevastopol National University of Nuclear Energy and Industry.


Special thanks and credits to GlobalBeauties

source: (Thank you and credits to
http://freedom-guy.blogspot.com/
and all sources for the information and pictures)

MISS Swaziland Ayanda Dube will compete in Miss World 2012

Road to Miss World 2012



MISS Swaziland Ayanda Dube will compete against contestants from 127 countries in the Miss World contest to be held on August 18 in Ordos Inner Mongolia, China.

The last time this African country had competed in Miss World was in 2009.

The small landlocked nation of Swaziland started being represented in Miss World back in 1975. In 1986 it celebrated a historic result in the pageant: not only Ilana Faye Lapidos was a semi-finalist, but she was also declared Africa’s Queen of Beauty that year.

Ayanda Dube, Swaziland’s entry in this year’s Miss World, was crowned last year.


Special thanks and credits to GlobalBeauties

source: (Thank you and credits to
http://freedom-guy.blogspot.com/
and all sources for the information and pictures)

Callie Walker was crowned Miss Alabama's Outstanding Teen 2012 - She will represent Alabama state at the Miss America's Outstanding Teen 2013 Pageant


Road to Miss America's Outstanding Teen 2013


Callie Walker was crowned Miss Alabama's Outstanding Teen 2012. She will represent Alabama state at the Miss America's Outstanding Teen 2013 pageant, scheduled for August 14-18, 2012 in Orlando, Florida.

TOP 5
* Miss Alabama's Outstanding Teen : Callie Walker
* 1st Runner Up : Hannah Brown
* 2nd Runner Up : Bria Kalpen
* 3rd Runner Up : Caroline Pettey
* 4th Runner Up : Madge Ellis

TOP 10
* Susanna Bagwell
* Hannah Brown
* Mary Kelly Cantrell
* Madge Ellis
* Brooklyn Holt
* Bria Kalpen
* Caroline Pettey
* Lenze Morris
* Makenzie Roberson
* Callie Walker


Top 15
* Hanna Bowlin
* Ashley Peyton
* Sydney Slaughter
* Myrah Taylor
* Anna Thigpen

Special thank and credits to boutstandingteen.homestead.com & us-beauty-pageant.blogspot.com

source: (Thank you and credits to
http://freedom-guy.blogspot.com/
and all sources for the information and pictures)