My new sales strategy!

Gleaned from the incoming mail today, this brilliant new sales strategy.  Why I didn't think of this before I do not know!

To whom it might concern: my name is REDACTED and i wrote a REDACTED. I would like to use your publishing house, but first i would like to receive a copy of your contractual agreement, for my review and consideration. If you are so kind to send me one via email, i will be deeply grateful. 

I'll have to tweak it a little of course:

To whom it might concern:
Dear Keith Kahla,

my name is Janet Reid and i wrote I represent a 216,000 word novel in verse about sword-wielding poodles who vacation in Paris I would like to use your publishing house, but first i would like to receive a copy of your contractual agreement, for my review and consideration.

If you are so kind to send me one via email, i will be deeply sort of grateful.

truly yours, something