We've got your number

Ring! Ring!

~~Wild eyed look from Meredith, talking on one line, texting an author on her cell, AND fending off the Herpet American assistant who is seeking bodily warmth~~

Ring!

Me: Hello, Fine Print ***

Caller: Can I talk to one of your agents?

Me: What about?

Caller:  What do you think?  About who the right agent is for my work.

Me: Oh, I can answer that. We aren't. We don't take queries over the phone.

Caller: You're an idiot.  *SLAM*




Meredith (from her perch above my desk, wrapped in snakeskin) "I love caller ID"



**you'll notice I didn't answer with my name.